Caputto was being a total dick when he gave me this car.

I guess he knows about me and Consuela. This is how he’d handle it, giving me this POS Toyota Tercel instead of facing me like a man. I waited the appropriate amount of time. Hell, they broke up last year. I haven’t rubbed it in his face even once that I’m having sleepover tickle-fights with his ex.

Fuck Caputto and fuck this roller skate of a car.