Fitz Benwalla

Fitz Benwalla is the award winning speculative erotica author of Martians Want Your Seed and Bigfoot Meets Glenn Beck. His forthcoming novel, DAT A$$: a John Goodman tale, will bee released by Fappenstance Library in 2019.
He is also a pen name for Todd Robinson. Every line except that last one and the one you are reading is complete hooey.